When I looked at this photo I thought "Oh, perhaps I am not fat, perhaps I just have a mental illness which makes me look fat when I look in the mirror,"
More worrying is that I should be thinking "Look at this cool guy with his double buggy and two lovely children," Instead I am checking myself out. I'm wildly narcissistic at the moment.
This photo was taken after lunch at the Cambridge Blue pub. It is fantastic. Great food, great beer, great graveyard behind pub. I heard a small boy bullying his sister, telling her not to go in the graveyard or she would die like all the others in there. I asked him if he thought all the people in the graveyard died in there. He said probably only about ten.