These signs can be seen on the A10 to Ely.
I got home and typed "Say no to Mereham," into Google and found this brilliant explanation.
After reading this I have become very, very, very anxious x 100.
Obviously it is a disastrous idea for any housing to be developed around here because it will cause lots of accidents. Millions and millions of terrible accidents. In cars. On roads.
Whilst no-one in their right mind could ever argue against the wisdom of preventing any hateful outsiders from moving here, the sign is obscure, not to mention dangerous.
What if I suffered from imperative autistic disorder and lost control of my car in my helpless panic unable to process or fulfill such a vague command?
The sign itself would then be causing an accident.
I propose that the Mereham Anti Progress (in a good, safe way obviously) Committee adopt my revised poster campaign.
Another poster said "SAY NO TO MEREHAM, 12,000 MORE CARS."
That's loads of cars and don't forget, these aren't just any cars, these will be DANGEROUS cars.
However, some idiots will intentionally disobey very reasonable instructions just because they say "No" in them, so let's go for a loop of positivity - I think that this'll do the trick.
I'm ashamed that this post has taken me 1hr and 15 minutes of my life to write. What a terrible waste.
I could be watching the world's strongest man.
Happy New Year.
As if I won't spend tomorrow night blogging about
how desperately lonely and self hating I am how much I hate New Year's Eve.