The only person who read my blog tonight was a peveret.
He typed "like to see my girl friend be fucked" into yahoo.uk.
My website is the number 1 hit off this search. Obviously.
"Do you know it's a he?" said Polly when I typed the second sentence of tonight's blog.
"No," I said.
"Then you better put 'they' "
They typed "like to see my girl friend be fucked" into yahoo.uk