I got a new laptop. Hooray. School gave it to me. Hooray. I don't know why. Hooray.
I had to work HARD to get my wireless access to work. Now I have. I feel like a good boy because after 2 years of wireless access I have finally set up my encryption. I feel relieved because this means no BBC reporter will ever ring my bell saying "did you realise that you are a cock?"
I called my wireless network "Howdy Neighbours".
I cannot think of a better name. Apart from "Fuck off Neighbours"