12:30

"You got anyone for 12:30?" - the 12:30 monitors come round every day to get the names of the children who will be in the 12:30 detention.

The following dialogue happens every single day of my life.

"Pardon?"

"You got anyone for 12:30?"

"Pardon?"

"You got anyone for 12:30?"

"Pardon?"

"You got anyone for 12:30?"

"Please," - this is usually shouted by about 6 children near the door.

"You got anyone for 12:30 please?"

"No,"

"Miss Marlowe told us to remind you that you said to put Giles in 12:30,"

"Oh, yes. Giles."

"Thankyou"