Horrible Dream

Oh I had the most horrible dream. I was listening to "Brothers in Arms" and I started thinking "WOW, this is the greatest lp I've ever heard, why didn't I like it before?"

What a nightmare.

Let's Go

Click Me

Happy Birthday Fenella

Disco Larry

Boasting child, yesterday:

"I can shake my brain off,
I can shake my head off,
I'm gonna freak you out"

Hair Gel

The big issue of the day - Has hair gel been banned?



My personal opinion is that only curly haired people should be allowed to wear it.

12:30

"You got anyone for 12:30?" - the 12:30 monitors come round every day to get the names of the children who will be in the 12:30 detention.

The following dialogue happens every single day of my life.

"Pardon?"

"You got anyone for 12:30?"

"Pardon?"

"You got anyone for 12:30?"

"Pardon?"

"You got anyone for 12:30?"

"Please," - this is usually shouted by about 6 children near the door.

"You got anyone for 12:30 please?"

"No,"

"Miss Marlowe told us to remind you that you said to put Giles in 12:30,"

"Oh, yes. Giles."

"Thankyou"

I need a new car

My car cost £50 to fill up today. That's loads of money. It's stupid. I need to cycle to school, but it's so sweaty and takes real forward planning to get clothes and shower gel at school.

Last lesson (it's my lunchbreak, my computer time is broked) a kid came up to me and said "Cwaai nat oila please?"

That means "Can I go to the toilet please?"

I said yes.

£50? Two weeks of petrol and I could buy a new mp3 player. Still, I have retitled father's day on the calender to "MP3 player X day"

That should get rid of the pic of Jagger.